I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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