I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
