i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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