I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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