Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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