My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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