i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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