dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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