why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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