I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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