Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
