So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Panties = found
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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