Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I feel like abortions should bother me more
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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