I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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