Need sex. Gaining weight.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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