is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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