She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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