Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i out mim tonsoeep
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