it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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