wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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