i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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