You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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