If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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