Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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