Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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