Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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