are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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