Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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