We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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