i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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