It's like God shit irony all over that family
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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