Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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