well you can't waste a boner
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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