she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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