bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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