ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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