I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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