Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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