Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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