were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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