he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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