I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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