it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We had sex on a dog bed..
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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