Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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