I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We're too hungover to prance.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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