: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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