Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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