Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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