Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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