So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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