i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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