Sry I called you an 8
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
