I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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